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FILE NO. NMK-284714.03.25

Patient: J., age 22

Diagnostic

Asymmetric Family Portal Syndrome

Patient replies in an average of 80 minutes — their family, 131. They are therefore the most responsive member of the group. Yet their record silence reaches 22 full days before replying to a message.

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FILE NO. NMK-190328.04.25

Patient: M., age 27

Diagnostic

Acute Conditional Availability Syndrome

47 minutes to reply to a message that said 'ok'. We are not going to call this anxiety. We are going to call this a lifestyle choice.

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FILE NO. NMK-5512 — GROUP ANALYSIS09.05.25

6 participants · 9,842 messages

Diagnostic

Generalized Delayed Response Syndrome

Awards: Most likely to reply at 3am — unsurprisingly, it's always the same person.

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